• "I'm me!"
  
• "Misunderstood ain't gotta be explained... But you don't understand me so let me explain."
• "We don’t get ridiculed, we get rid of fools."
• "I’m the best rapper alive, mixing Scotch and soda with some Five Alive."
• "Darling, I don’t care what nobody think. Talk to me like you talk to Martin Luther King or Malcolm X. You’re not going to ask him about what he thinks about what somebody said about him. You ask him about his greatness, and his greatness only."
• "We done matured and grown into our own situations."
• "Love. Live. Life.Then I'm dead."
• "My fuckup is a perfect mistake, I'm great!"
• "I ain't looking down but I see no one above me."
• "I know they can't fuck with me cause I can't fuck with my damn self."
• "I be the shit now you got loose bowels."
• "Bitches on my stick but my name aint harry potter."
• "My name like honey got alot of bitches buzzin."
• "I'm focused like I got two brains."
• "I take three L's to the head, Love-Live-Life and I'm dead."
• "Here's my most funniest joke, I'm broke!"
• "Ok you're a goon but whats a goon to a goblin."
• "Don't judge me until you meet me; and you know when we'll be meeting? Never."
• "Call me watcha want I don't give a finger in the middle."
• "Even I look in the mirror like "is it you?" and I say "I must be the hottest if it isn't you.""
• "I ain't goin no where special I won't ever leave shit I'm already a legend if I ever leave"
• "I go by them goon rules if you can't beat them then you pop 'em"
• "It ain't trickin if you got it but you like a bitch with no ass you aint got shit."
• "Baby I'm me, so who you? you're not me, you're not me and I know that ain't fair but I don't care."
• "Tire so skinny like I'm sitting on nothing leather so soft like I'm sitting on muffins."
• "Freasher then a motherfucker."
• "You think you fresh? Shit nigga I'm ripe."
• "Jeans so tight she can't even let air in. Man I swear I saw a blind man staring!"
• "Mothafuckah I'm ill."
• "You can love me or hate me I swear it won't make me or break me."
• "I make paper like trees."
• "I am what every pair of eyes oughta see, bitches just wish they could call and order me."
• "If you leave your leaving the best, so you would have to settle for less."
• "I could have you dreaming when you ain't even sleeping."
• "I'm probably in the sky flying with the fishes or maybe in the ocean swimming with the pigeons see my world is different like dwayne wayne & if you want trouble bitch I want the same thing."
• "I said I won't deny her shawty is a ryder and she gon ride for me I said she lookin like my bride to be take one knee let me take one knee and I said baby will you marry me."
• "Shut up bitch swallow, and if you can't swallow, shut up bitch, gargle."
• "Haters love to get you twisted but I love the haters cuz haters just love twisted."
• "I have no stress, because I am the best."
• "I have more jewels than your jeweler."
• "Yes I'm the best, and no I ain't positive, I'm definate, I know the game like I'm reffing it."
• "I get cake like everyday is my birthday."
• "I got game like EA but I wanna let you play."
• "One finger up & I'm out, cause you ain't even worth two."
• "I got these haters like when will he stop. Maybe a minute after never, set your clocks."
• "Shawty wanna li-li-li-lick me like a lollipop."
• "Shawty wanna a thug."
• "Baby I can bless you when you ain't even sneezin."
• "I'm lookin like a star, when you see me make a wish."
• "Been handling the game so long my thumbs bruised."
• "Even deaf bitches say hi to me she tell a blind bitch and she say I gotta see."
• "Take them shoes off your teeth & stop running your mouth."
• "I shoot first ask questions later then I read the answers in the newspaper."
• "I'm a pill poppin animal a syrup sippin nigga."
• "I don't want a broken heart cause I lose all the pieces."
• "I got ice ridiculous price your camera has never seen a picture this nice."
• "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift, thats why they call it the present."
• "Flip a vehicle, split ya windshield, wack baby mama, but I let the kid live."
• "I'll go straight to your head like a fuckin excedrin."
• "They like: "Yes master, you the best master" my hoes need me I'm like test answers."
• "If you don't love me somebody else will."
• "My mama use to tell me not to let anybody fuck with me, it stuck with me, I keep it real to the world publicly."
• "I've been through alotta shit this year, But Ima keep my head up like my nose is bleeding."
• "I told her get my name tatted on her spine, so I'll feel good when I'm hitting it from behind."
• "Call me so I can come and do it for ya, Call me so I can come and prove it for ya, Call me so I can make it juicy for ya."
• "I hope that guy know he got a queen and all I can do is dream this is just a nightmare so I blink twice open my eyes hoping she'd be in my sight and if I would cry then you would cry twice to me you are the brightest star under sunlight."
• "You know that Ima ride with my motherfucking niggas most likely Ima die with my finger on the trigga, don't worry about mine Ima grind till I get it, tell all my niggas that the sky is the limit, the sky is the limit."
• "I know this world is so cold & deceiving, but Ima keep my head up like my nose is bleeding."
• "They said I couldn't play football, I was too small, they said I couldn't play basketball, I wasn't tall, they said I couldn't play baseball at all, and now everyday of my life I ball!!"
• "Yeah let me catch my breath you takin bout leave baby you aint gone yet & if you leave leave correct and Ima send a jet to pick up next but if you leave, your leaving the best so you would have to settle for less."
• "Okay I'm talkin' about a good girl, gone bad, crooked world, wrong path, right mom, wrong dad."
• "So much shit, just sit on this mind of mine. I think about it all the time. I drink about it all the time. I smoke back to back, 'cause if my thoughts got to me, I'd be in this rap. Or I'll be in a can. Thank god I had dreams of bein' man. Yeah! And fuck a man with a badge! 'Cause he ain't shit to a man on the edge!"
• "I rock, I roll, I'm fly, I know, You broke, You mad, Don't get mad turn up yo swag."
• "The world is about to end in 2012… ’cause the Mayans made calendars, and they stop at 2012. I got encyclopedias on the bus. The world is about to end as we know it. You can see it already. A planet doesn't exist - there's no more Pluto. Planes are flying into buildings - and not just the Twin Towers. Mosquitos bite you and you die. And a black man and a woman are running for president."
• "I don't do too many [drugs]. I just smoke weed and drink. But I'll never f**k with no more coke. It's not about the bad high; it's just about the acne: Cocaine makes your face break out. I'm a pretty boy."
• "I need a Winn-Dixie bag full of money right now to the VIP section."
• "Young Wayne on them hoes AKA Mr. Make it rain on them hoes."
• "Bitch aint shit but a hoe and a trick, But you know it aint tricken if you it, You know we aint fuckin', if you not thick, And I'll cool your ass down if you think you hot shit."
• "She tellin' a homie she tired, she text message me on the side, shes like "I wish he was you", I'm like "he wish he was I."
• "Just might go crazy on these niggas, I don't give a motherfuck, run up in a niggas house, and shoot his grandmother up, I don't give a motherfuck"
• "I see ya walkin like the cameras on ya, I love ya backshots"

• "I am the beast..feed me rappers and feed me beats..i'm untamed i need a leash..im insane i need a shrink...."
• "Weezy f. baby da motherf!ckin carter..b!tches on my stick but my name ain't harry potter..in fact im very hotter ur gurl say the same..and since we like to travel she let us run train....."
• "wire tap me n!ggas get blood in their ear piece""im eating but i got a tape worm in my tummy"
• "the sun shines on the king and sets on the prince I met the birdman and ive been shining eversince"
• "all i have in this world is a pistol and a promise, a fist full of dollars, a list full of problems i address them like P.O Boxes"

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Lesbiatopia:

1. You don’t have to worry about gagging from a “deep throat job”

2. You never have to worry about finding the toilet seat up

3. You can fix your own car and get your hair done within the same afternoon

4. Your orgasms are real. Always. And so are hers.

5. You never have to swallow.

6. You never have to worry about facial hair touching you, anywhere.

7. No one cares if you don’t wear a bra.

8. You can wear a dick and use it better than most guys

9. Foreplay is an art

10. You are your own form of birth control

11. Women smell amazing

12. You don’t feel like a piece of meat, when she checks you out

13. You can cuddle without feeling like you have to “put out”

14. You find a woman’s intellect to be sexy

15. You watch porn for entertainment purposes

16. You feel bad for strippers

17. Orgasms are like Cornucopias – they should called the horn of plenty

18. You never have to worry about breaking a nail, because you don’t have any

19. You can pretty much have sex anywhere, at anytime, while flying completely under the radar

20. Sex in public bathrooms is so much easier

21. 69ing is so much more fun (and a lot easier too) Hillbilly

22. I love the smell of a woman

23. I get to do the motor boat in my girlfriend’s fabulous tits every day!

24. I love the emotional availability of a woman

25. I love the nurturing care a woman offers

26. I love watching my girlfriend get ready for a night on the town – watching her get out of the shower naked, put on her perfume, do her makeup

27. I like the feel of a soft pussy over a hard, intrusive penis

28. I love cuddling and feeling my girlfriend’s soft skin

29. I love kissing a woman’s soft lips (yes, both of them – cuz I know that’s what you’re thinking!)

30. I get to have a best friend and a partner all in one

31. I get to wear her clothes and use her make-up!!! Dubbs

32. great nicknames...like carpet muncher

33. sex on a first date...without fear of pregnancy

34. "no man's ever going to tell ME what to do!"

35. it's like dating yourself

36. double the wardrobe, double the FUN!

37. WAY less body hair

38. no spooging in your face

39. women taste better

40. especially the vegan ones

41. one word...BOOBIES!!!

42. "we were just switching clothes, officer!"

43. No 2 clits are alike!

44. Women make sexier bedroom noises

45. Lingerie you can BOTH wear!

46. Double headed dildos

47. The ultimate in feminism

48. Chick flicks are just movies in a lesbians house

49. better kisses

50. no scratchy faces

51. you LIKE when she grabs your ass

52. if it really came down to it, you could totally find SOME dude who'd pay to watch you go down on your girlfriend

53. women don't pass out after orgasms

54. you can do her front ways, back ways, and side ways cuz the wrist moves freer than the hips

55. fingers always fit

56. never having to deal with "morning wood"

57. less farting...which I don't actually know is true but women do not take pride in it

58. you could call her your "roommate" and it's ok Paula the Surf Mom

59. premature ejaculation? what IS that?

60. Eating pussy is good for the complexion… it always makes mine pretty rosy any way.

61. The trashman never sees used condoms in your trash when he hauls it away.

62. If you work it right you and your partner never have to buy your own drinks when you go out… all you have to do it make out… the guys in the bar will just keep em coming just so you keep it going.

63. Lesbians know that you can do more with your fingers then send text messages.

64. Somebody will always has a tampon in an emergency

65. And your partner won’t get all embarrassed if you send them to the store to get you some.

66. You are very popular… girls like lesbians, they all want to kiss us….guys like lesbians, they all want to watch movies about us… everybody likes lesbians.

67. Two mommies in the house are always better then one daddy on the golf course

68. You are sure somebody can cook

69. It good to have a partner who has a sense of fashion